Its 5:34am on a Monday morning when most people are heading into work.
I could be standing in the middle of a well regarded trico stream fishing banty drakes to stupid fish in about 30 minutes from walking out my door.
I have a fully rigged rod, plus a spare leader, a little jar of trico spinners, and everything I need sitting in the car.
The entire thing is ready to go for my yearly trico ritual.
And... I don't care. Its a stupid hatch for stupid people. Tricos are assholes. I'm going to bed.
Also, only assholes fish 8x tippet for fucking fish in 90 degree summer heat. Go ahead, argue it asshole.