Thursday, June 21

Internet fishing forums are generally for assholes.

Line cleaning is a very important topic on FF'ing forums.
You the sort of guy who goes on fishing trips and actually talks about fishing?

Like to trade the awesome new secrets of Liechtenstein style nymphing with like minded, pro-spec and ultra serious fishermen?

Not into strippers?

Don't go here. If, however, a "fishing trip" is an excuse to enter into a multi-day bender without offending your loved ones (excepting those moments where bail bonds may be involved). If you're basically tired of fishing forums having to do with actual fishing and not just being random and stupid discussions with people who fish. If you want to discuss, vocally and with as much colourful fucking language as you can possibly jam into a post, the merits of ketchup-based sauces on meatloaf while maintaining a side bar as to why snowshoe is better than CDC, sweet holy Mother of Fuck, do I have a place for you.

http://www.otflyfish.com: Click the forums link across the top. Make an account. Log in. Post bullshit. Enjoy like minded assholes. Its an Interwebs forum for people who fish, but not really about fishing. Un-like minded assholes need not apply, and you will likely be chased off for sucking. There's places for you, instead.

14 comments:

  1. I support this rant.

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  2. When are you coming back? We miss you and pete doesn't know what to do with himself with out you. Also, jdaddy is being a dick and responded to one of my posts with "what do I care???"

    Your BFF,

    JasonS

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  3. That's just his Redsun impersonation.

    I never left. I'm just busy not shitting on things. This'll let the new users blossom into outstanding young men and, well just men coz what the fuck woman would wade into _that_ shitfest?

    I notice I've been censored on yet another forum. I don't know why everyone thinks they've got to be family friendly and that its actually a draw. It would appear to my unprofessional self that the only result in enforcing that shit is the arrival of the "nice fish!" brigade, b/w "what reel goes with this rod?" fucking equipment-as-jewelery fucksticks, whom I personally hate.

    To which, of course, several of you are like, "the fuck you say, you're the most fucking image obsessed asshole around." You're mostly true. Like a quality modern day punk rock dick, I'm obsessed with looking like I'm not obsessed with looking like I'm obsessed.

    Its cool. I get that. I get that completely. The difference is that I'm not some sort of fucking primadonna about it.

    I fucking truly hate those people. "Hey, look at my exquisite new old rod*, what classic reel should I use?" followed by over 9000 fucking pictures of their fuckign rod with any number of reels, either working class hero shit or hen's teeth style British fuckign royalty. Then a circle jerk ensues about what fucking matches the fucking colour next.

    See, I do a lot of dumb shit.

    But I don't do that.

    Nope.

    Anyways, if it wasn't for For Sale boards I'd have alot less fucking forum accounts.

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  4. LOL there he is. I hope you don't mind but I posted your comment on otflyfish, mainly because I don't want pete to die of a broken heart.

    JasonS

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  5. When the moon is closest to the Earth, I shall return to walk among you.

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  6. On the whole, I feel "bug flipper feather slasher" is a far superior blog, any one can take their previous forum posts and re-bundle them into a vanilla blog. Diary of a feather tosser bug lobber follows the journey of a young many fishing his way through student teaching, father hood, love, and truth. throughout this he finds the sound of one hand clapping and the secret of golden fish.

    AffectioN8ly yours

    me

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  7. i've tried to do that, but its too much work. i think i pulled it off once.

    i have rebundled balrog entries and made them posts, though.

    as for kiddie diddler bug licker, i wish i could be as inspiring and motivational as he is to young boys. or something. i can gin up some bullshit fishing stories if you really want though? i did that once, too.

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  8. 1. I WANT A NEW F-KING SCOOTER!

    2. Forget number 1. I want you to go get me my old scooter. Remember the one you GAVE me and then let some dumb ass guy who was finger banging his hottie in the gazebo take? yeah, that one.

    3. I been PMing you to find the name of captain kangaroo from Cape May. I thought you hated me because I have not heard back from you.

    4. We will ALWAYS have Blondie and THE NEP, don't know what it is called and will not attempt. It did sound so scrumptious coming from leopard shorts.

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  9. Cape May Ray:
    http://www.flyfishingcapemay.com/

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  10. this is what a positive male role model does
    Take note Pedobear

    [IMG]http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m568/n8trjohnson/80684242.gif[/IMG]

    AffectioN8ly yours

    me

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  11. whoops try this

    http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m568/n8trjohnson/80684242.gif

    AffectioN8ly yours

    me

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  12. head's certainly the right size.

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  13. Lock it down Turkey.

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  14. I've just downloaded iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers dancing on my desktop.

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